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Gemini people not only can't do anything right,
they think their ineptitude is cute.
"Oh, silly me!" they exclaim.
"I forgot all about it. Isn't that just like me? Oo, aren't I awful?"
They read the last page of a novel first,
and they can't concentrate on anything at all for more than five minutes.
Totally unreliable,
they are something of a nuisance around the house or office.
There are, of course, no famous Geminis except by accident or marriage.
Queen Victoria, a very silly woman (did you ever read her diaries?), was a Gemini.
Gemini is the sign of the Twins, which may explain why she referred to herself as "we." (Sometimes the Twins get carried away; the Dionne quintuplets were born under it, or them.)
Remember Carlota, wife of Maximilian, the emperor of Mexico?
The one who got so confused she had to be locked up for the last 60 years of her life?
She was a Gemini.
So was poor Jefferson Davis, president of some of the United States. That's about it for the Geminis.
Although deeply moved by greeting cards, china kittens and Lassie movies, Gemini people are rather heartless about people. They believe in ghosts, reincarnation, extrasensory perception and horoscopes.
;)
they think their ineptitude is cute.
"Oh, silly me!" they exclaim.
"I forgot all about it. Isn't that just like me? Oo, aren't I awful?"
They read the last page of a novel first,
and they can't concentrate on anything at all for more than five minutes.
Totally unreliable,
they are something of a nuisance around the house or office.
There are, of course, no famous Geminis except by accident or marriage.
Queen Victoria, a very silly woman (did you ever read her diaries?), was a Gemini.
Gemini is the sign of the Twins, which may explain why she referred to herself as "we." (Sometimes the Twins get carried away; the Dionne quintuplets were born under it, or them.)
Remember Carlota, wife of Maximilian, the emperor of Mexico?
The one who got so confused she had to be locked up for the last 60 years of her life?
She was a Gemini.
So was poor Jefferson Davis, president of some of the United States. That's about it for the Geminis.
Although deeply moved by greeting cards, china kittens and Lassie movies, Gemini people are rather heartless about people. They believe in ghosts, reincarnation, extrasensory perception and horoscopes.
;)
posted by SurERealist at 4:43 AM
5 Comments:
dont know about other gemini's ,and dont even care,all i know is you and also the fact that each one of us is different..a sunsign can never define the person that you are.
Hope you dont change urself to match the attributes of ur sunsign ,coz all the people who care about you will always look through the wall you try to erect ,no matter what or who u pretend to be!!
just one questions, r u a gemini
another question:: who are you??
after reading this ..
im a li'l concerned...
cud u plz tell me if the symptoms are true even for ppl converted into geminis.. ;)
N if so , is there a cure for these gemini converts??
hey doncha worrry...
there arnt ne symptoms these creatures ever leave in the converts. or rather half geminis..
coz that'll mean a secret let lose on..
n secret is what they have always lived on..
PS: there's just one sign they like to see,of their presence near u at all..
a smile on ur face.. that'll forever go on...
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